thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

pudus:

dont ask me about 2009

vinebox:

shouldnt:

SHE IS REAL

SHE IS REAL

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

ronaldkn0x:

this guy is listening to loud ass gospel music in the library and one of the workers asked him to turn it down and he said “YOU CANT TURN DOWN JESUS”

(Source: tachibanamakotos)

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